Meet Mac! The Ultimate Home Protector!
Mac's story is truly unique. A long while ago, he served our country for decades, carrying out missions and protecting our flag. After fulfilling his Patriotic duty, Mac decided to retire into home security with his trusted AK47.
Mac is now frozen in time, bound to protect the home of REAL PATRIOTS who choose to have him! Mac can usually be spotted manning the perimeter on watch or having a drink with the boys in the man cave after duty!
Only a limited number of Macs graduate training and are put to work eliminating the "woke army". We are now taking reservations for this class of retiring home protectors and will be assigning this class to their final posts. Reserve Mac's home security now before this class is given their final orders!
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We have the most friendly customer support, who is ready to help you and will do whatever it takes to solve your problem. Our office hours are 8 am-5 pm EST - we respond to most emails within 2 business days, but if you don't get a response from us, please check your spam bin! Every customer is important and will be treated personally. If you want to ask - Contact us.